November, 1996 -- First Day Inside!
| Linoleum Floors | Hard, cool. WHOOPS, no traction! |
|---|---|
| Shag Rugs | What kind of weird grass is this? |
| Litter Box | Why does this human keep putting me in here? Oh, I get it--it's for kicking this gravelly stuff out all over the floor! Hey, this is fun! |
| Television | Loud, frantic, little humans yelling at each other, cars crashing. What is this obnoxious box for? |
| Kitchen Table | All right! I can elude the humans all day; they can't reach me under here! |
| People Bed |  Warm, soft, comfy. Oh, yeah, especially this patch of sun! (YAWN . . .) |
"Cats pride themselves on their ability to do nothing."
--John R.F. Breen